oh my god poor Steve
HIS BIRTHDAY IS LITERALLY JULY 4, 1918
Captain America has to tell people that he was actually born on the 4th of July with a straight face
Steve is so patriotic, I bet even his piss smells like freedom.
It does.
Freedom and asparagus
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I’m convinced that RDJ knows exactly what slash is and purposely promotes it in all of his films.
And his wife fully supports it.
Just for funsies I’m going to remind everyone that RDJ told Rolling Stone
“A lot of my peer group think I’m an eccentric bisexual. That’s OK. Being relaxed about sexuality is something you’re born with…[My bisexuality] was manufactured. I didn’t have an identity. I was playing around. I expressed it. I grew up in the Rocky Horror Picture Show world, where even my butch friends turned out to be androgynous on Saturday nights.”
Robert Downey Jr. is kind of the perfect human being.
(Source: iwantcupcakes, via superbooties)
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#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY
#spoilers: the stripper is loki
thaT GIF
(Source: vega-ofthe-lyre, via 2xknifekind)
They are never invited to parent teacher conferences again.
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Boom.
Can everyone just reblog this once?
apply cold water to the burn area
^
^^^
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Art of Living.
Behing Every Great Novelist.
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oh and everything about castiel is perfect and wonderful and i love him.
also the supernatural fandom is really creepy. i mean i’ve heard horror stories about it before, but it didn’t really click until now.
creepy.
everything you’ve heard is true.
(Source: loveholic198)
